6/04/2007

Tales from the meat market


Went to the Inferno Saturday nite to score some drinks with my friend and her dude. This is a goth club, and apparently it was "Leather and Lace" theme night. Apparently this means "show up wearing electrical tape and drop the cover charge by 5 bucks".


Sporting the most gothy thing I had in my closet-- a sleek lightning blue buttondown and gray fedora (?), I sauntered forth. A pleasant surprise: part of my entourage knew the cute club girl working the door and I got in free of charge. Nice perk, that.


The floorshow was entertaining. It consisted mostly of semi-to-fully naked girls being tied up by some sweaty chump that looked like he might be a banker or computer technician, were it not for the goggles, shaved head, and sleeveless biohazard t-shirt. (I lean toward the latter). There were also a lot of trannies. I mean, some of these trannies towered over me, and I'm about 6' tall--no short dude. Probably the pinnacle of strangeness was the cherubic old guy with glasses placidly wearing a tutu and leotard; however the highlight (for me) was the plentiful supply of eye candy. Gotta say, I can definitely see the attraction of a hogtied and helpless girl wearing nothing but tape and body paint. :D

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